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Once again, I blame this on So, here we are.
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. (I prefer tea)
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar. (pocket thingy)
[x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car. (I'm a goddamn mechanic!)
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting. (not interesting, but something I should know)
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[ ] You show up for school late a lot. (Can't afford to)
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention. (Wow, I actually added a new rule at schools I've been to. Suspension was common)
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[ ] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (It's my ninja way...)
[x] You can mow the lawn. (It's a lot harder for me than you'd think)
[x] You study even when you don't have to. (I like to learn about stuff I'm interested in, in my own time)
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (I don't go to douchebag hippie land. Just, no.)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[x] Your only friend are from your place of employment. (Only friend in person)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (I look mid twenties and have two jobs. Suck it.)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay. (Well off, thanks.)
[x] You have been to the beach. (I love swimming and surfing and hey, if there are sharks, that just makes it better. Sharks make everything better)
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your country 3 or more times. (I like biking. And family in the US)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. (Someone else is sleeping there. And it's five in the morning.)
TOTAL: 25
Eh, 17 and 25.

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Well, it just occurred to me that I have a birthday coming up. Looking back, I've done a LOT of crap. So, I'mma be eighteen. I have no idea what I'd like for it, a break would be nice. I could list all I've been through, but no point in bitching about something you can't change.

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IMPORTANT STUFF TO READ:
I do not hate, or even dislike Christians. Most of them are nice to me, but some really hate me. This is the same for EVERY religion.
I love my family. But I'm going to complain about them.
My sight is fading. Expect typos.
"Indestructible" by Disturbed is my anthem for now. Look up the lyrics, and if you don't understand why, note me.

Well, I managed to survive this time. I am no big fan of the holidays. Too loud and smelly. The work doesn't bother me, I've often said that I'm most relaxed while working. I actually enjoy the cooking and time with my family. That's it though. This lead to the trip to Alabama from the Ninth circle. No offence to you southerners. Apparently, a 'little lady' like me can't do anything by herself. Anyone who touches me, calls me "maam' 'miss' or anything like that obviously knows nothing about me. Also, their ass backwards ideas that I can't lead my family/I have no values was FUN. Apparently, Christians are the only people who can be considered human. Animals' lives are of no consequence, and my mother's a whore. Also, homosexuals are doomed to rot.
Alright, onto the good stuff.
My sister stayed in the states, I went back home. Before she left, I gave her the Oblivion that I posted here. She gave me [link] and I absolutely love it. I also got work gloves, new boot laces, a tea infusion thing, and throwing knives galore. When sis gets back, I've got a cat turd wrapped for her, as promised!
Plans for the new year are to work my two jobs, and apply for uni. I'm working part time as a mechanic and part time as a self defense teacher. Doesn't get much better than that! Some of my family will be moving out and on to better things, and I couldn't be more proud of them. Here, I am referring to the people who live with me, but anyone who is loyal to me is family to me, and I will do anything for them.
And a fun little side note:
In my Deviant ID, the "sabre is a comfort object" is true. Someone asked about this. It's simple, it's all I've got left of my father.
Hope you guys had a good time.

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[x] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn (It was hilarious!)
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 5

[x] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[-] lied to your parents (Never knew them)
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die

TOTAL: 13

[-] missed curfew (Never had a curfew)
[x] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL: 18

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything (Black marker)
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap

TOTAL: 23

[x] dressed gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: 28

[ ] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 34

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper?
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[ ] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire (My entire chest is a massive scar)
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL: 41

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence (nobody would blame me though)
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 46

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 53

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]







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Well, my good eye's crapping out on me. Maybe getting more than two hours of sleep would help. I'm taking the day off tomorrow. First one in years. Here's to hoping I can handle it.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS?
If you believe in this sort of thing, I'd appreciate it if you would keep an acquaintance of a friend in your thoughts.







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